Inside The Moon

  • waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
  • me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
  • me: you want my man or something?
  • her: wh-wat?
  • me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
  • me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
  • me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
  • him: aye calm down
  • me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy

Posted 3 days ago With 23,796 notes

little-miss-disney:

When pixar does the thing that makes you question if you are actually watching a children’s movie.

Acceptable reasons to get a tattoo!!!!

luv-disc:

  • in memory of a deceased loved one
  • because you happened to pass by a tattoo shop
  • because it is your favorite quote
  • because it’s from your favorite TV show
  • to show dedication to your romantic partner
  • because you liked the design
  • because it has a deep meaning to you
  • because you were young and stupid
  • because you fucking wanted to.

Posted 1 week ago With 89,752 notes

ruinedchildhood:

it’s 2014 where is this??

shakuzen:

michaeljsingh:

Dogs reacting to magic tricks the same way people do: adorably.

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

4gifs:

The floor is lava.